guy: I had a brilliant idea
guy: like just now
guy: whuahaha
l0st9irl88: lol
l0st9irl88: this can't be good
guy: ok like
guy: so emo's love to cut things
guy: and cry....
l0st9irl88: lol
guy: but the second part is besides the point
l0st9irl88: i dont like where this is going
guy: ok
guy: so like also emo guys will do anything a single emo band tells them too
guy: ok
l0st9irl88: lol
guy: so like what we do is have the Army pay a bunch of emo bands to heave an emo-stock-fest...-thing
guy: then
guy: the emo bands will say to join the army
l0st9irl88: omg
l0st9irl88: *-shakes head-*
guy: right so now the military would have 1 billion, testy little emo kids with bayonets
guy: then we would be undefeatable
guy: also
l0st9irl88: lol
l0st9irl88: lsh
guy: every other person who listened to their music (played as a victory march) would give up and leave
l0st9irl88: lol
guy: so
guy: we would have this awesome army
guy: then we wouldnt have to pay them
l0st9irl88: wow....
guy: just feed them and hand out music and photo cellphones
guy: also they would need less clothing, cause it would be tighter
l0st9irl88: o wow
guy: then we could funnel the excess funding into things we really need
guy: like education and roads and shit
l0st9irl88: wow
guy: also the Emo warrior would be the most efficient warrior on the face of the planet
guy: cutting people with ease would just be one thing
guy other things are silent movement from tight, form fitting clothing
l0st9irl88: also they like never eat
guy: that too
guy: and they would already be like in shape, cause they have to fit a size 6
l0st9irl88: although theyre weakness would be vision.....
guy: i thought about that
guy: but they do the flippy thing and BAM!! they can see again
l0st9irl88: lol
l0st9irl88: except the ones with the funny glasses
guy: maybe we can research the flippy thing effect with shorter hair
guy: whuahaha
l0st9irl88: lol
guy: they would be unbeatable
guy: they would never give up as long as some stupid band told them to keep fighting
l0st9irl88: omg
guy: then
guy: I can go back to a normal life, cause Emo's will be gone
l0st9irl88: -*shakes head-*
guy: aah
guy: life is good
l0st9irl88: youre out of your fucking mind
guy: and?
l0st9irl88: im just stating the fact for my sake so i don't listen to you
guy: ok
guy: you dont have to but you will
l0st9irl88: i have sanity to protect
guy: uh huh
l0st9irl88: im sane
guy: lol
l0st9irl88: why is that amusing
guy: heh no reason
l0st9irl88: right...
guy: hmm
guy: pie